Super Bowl LVI: What may happen

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By: Evan Troxel

NOTE: I intended to post this yesterday (Saturday), the day before the Super Bowl, just so you understand. I could go back and correct it, but then you likely would not be able to see or read this entire post before the Super Bowl starts. I also added some thoughts today (Sunday) from what I wrote on Saturday.

For all of you who want to know, here are my thoughts on Super Bowl LVI which will be played in Inglewood, California, tomorrow afternoon at 3:30 p.m. Pacific Time/6:30 p.m. Eastern Time.

I don’t know what anyone else thinks, but I don’t understand why all of us have to wait all day long, or almost all day long, for the Super Bowl to be played. It seems like to me the only reason is so people living on the East Coast people can mess around all day long (and party and do other unspeakable things) or go to work for 8 hours (on Sunday of all days) and then watch the last football game of the season. It seems like to me that the Super Bowl only starts at that time so that East Coast people can watch the Super Bowl (if they want to) from start to finish uninterrupted, while everyone else in the United States (at least the lower 48 states) are probably going to have to eat at some point during the game or at halftime. It seems like to me that the East Coast people, when they watch the Super Bowl at the current time it has been played for many years now, just want to watch an NFL game from start to finish like everyone else who does not live on the East Coast in America does every Sunday and Monday night during the football season, as a repayment for tolerating the extremely late starting times on the East Coast during the regular season.

The optimal time to start the Super Bowl would be earlier in the day at 4 p.m. or 5 p.m. Eastern Time to make everyone in the lower 48 of the United States happy. The first TV show after the Super Bowl might have more long-term success if the Super Bowl started earlier in the day than it does now. For the first hour or two after the Super Bowl concludes, I like to reflect on the entire NFL season and what could have been for every NFL team, and the sad fact that there will be no more football again until August and no serious football until October (because no one knows what the rest of the season will look like until about four regular season games are actually played).

The current Super Bowl kickoff time I guess is not bad when people in Hawaii can start watching the Super Bowl at 1:30 p.m. local time. A 4 p.m. Eastern Time start time for the Super Bowl would be 11 a.m. in Hawaii and a 5 p.m. Eastern Time start time would be noon in Hawaii.

So what do I think will happen at this year’s Super Bowl? Well, I think the Cincinnati Bengals are probably going to actually win the Super Bowl even though I know that the Los Angeles Rams are the much better team. If we are being honest, the Bengals probably should not have even made the playoffs this season! But Baltimore Ravens QB Lamar Jackson got hurt and Odell Beckham Jr. got released by the Cleveland Browns and the Pittsburgh Steelers were never going to be “allowed” to win the Super Bowl with a slow QB named Ben Roethlisberger, so, of course, the Bengals were “allowed” to win the division. Yes, allowed, because many of these National Football League games are obviously rigged and fixed (and probably decided by Vegas) and the Super Bowl is not an exception to that rule.

I haven’t really heard anything that suggests that the Los Angeles Rams are actually going to win the Super Bowl, because the national media outlets pretty much have said since all of us knew which teams were going to be in the Super Bowl that the Bengals are going to win the Super Bowl and the Rams just aren’t going to win the Super Bowl. The only reason to reward the Los Angeles Rams and their fans with a Super Bowl victory is because the Super Bowl is near Los Angeles, the host team/city of the Super Bowl won last year for the first time ever (and therefore that team should win again) and another reason is that it can be summed up by the fact that just because very rich people who live in Los Angeles area (and have sold their souls to Satan) and like the Los Angeles Rams, have rewarded the world with their entertainment, very rich people who live in the Los Angeles area think that they have earned the right to get whatever it is that they want, including a rigged and fixed Super Bowl victory for their hometown team (when they probably haven’t deserved or earned that right), while quite literally almost everyone else who is not them has probably earned that right and actually does work a real job that actually requires work and effort. Los Angeles is probably the most Satanic town or city in the entire United States of America, and if the Rams win by a lot of points or easily, there probably needs to be a serious investigation into whether the Super Bowl was actually rigged or fixed or not.

The only other reason to expect the Rams to win tomorrow’s Super Bowl is because of reverse psychology and the fact that all of us have been brainwashed by national media outlets everywhere for the past 12 or 13 days to accept the fact that the Rams are going to lose the Super Bowl.

I usually make a prediction for the Super Bowl every year, and this year it feels very different. I really don’t know who is actually going to win the Super Bowl. Maybe it is because I found out the truth that many sporting events at the collegiate and professional levels are actually fixed and rigged, although I cannot actually prove it until I meet the people who fix and rig these sporting events. But it is completely obvious, there is too much evidence, that these sporting events are fixed and rigged.

The last time I felt this uncertain about a Super Bowl prediction was Super Bowl LII (52). I thought the Patriots were going to beat the Eagles and they didn’t and I should have known better than to pick the Patriots to win that Super Bowl. It would have been three Super Bowl victories in four years for the second time ever for Tom Brady and the New England Patriots and I should have picked the Eagles to win that Super Bowl just because of that possible fact alone.

I cannot think of any other Super Bowls that I have felt this uncertain about ever.

The biggest game of the year, the “real” Super Bowl this season clearly was the Rams-Buccaneers or the Bills-Chiefs divisional round playoff game. The Bills-Chiefs game probably was the “real” Super Bowl, but it probably won’t be considered that from sportswriters because of Tom Brady’s legacy, which perhaps never should have happened if all of us are being completely honest. I am still baffled how the Saints-Buccaneers Sunday Night Football game this season was 9-0 in favor of the Saints with no touchdowns in the entire game. Part of me thinks that game was maybe the most honest NFL game or game Tom Brady has ever played in throughout his entire life, despite the fact that NFL games are rigged and fixed. I’m not really sure Tom Brady should be in the National Football League Hall of Fame. I’m not really sure he deserves to be in the NFL Hall of Fame. I think there should be a serious look under the microscope of Tom Brady’s career and whether he actually deserves to be in the NFL Hall of Fame. Anyone who has paid attention to Tom Brady’s career knows he belongs in the NFL Hall of Fame which is something I don’t need to tell you. What I am saying is that I am simply asking for more answers and more analysis than all of us currently know and understand about Tom Brady’s career.

It clearly would be motivation for Tom Brady to come back out of retirement and play for the San Francisco 49ers if the Rams win tomorrow’s Super Bowl.

So what is my Super Bowl score prediction? Cincinnati Bengals 23, Los Angeles Rams 22 (or Cincinnati Bengals 23, Los Angeles Rams 20; or Cincinnati Bengals 23, Los Angeles Rams 16; or Cincinnati Bengals 20, Los Angeles Rams 17; or Cincinnati Bengals 32, Los Angeles Rams 29; or Cincinnati Bengals 24, Los Angeles Rams 21; or Cincinnati Bengals 31, Los Angeles Rams 19; or Cincinnati Bengals 20, Los Angeles Rams 16; or Cincinnati Bengals 26, Los Angeles Rams 21)

If those aren’t the scores I am going to predict Bengals 33, Rams 23 (or Bengals 33, Rams 22, probably 23 though).

Or perhaps one of the Super Bowl teams will score 24 points.

If the Rams win the game I expect the final score to be:

In a blowout: Los Angeles Rams 48, Cincinnati Bengals 21 or Los Angeles Rams 31, Cincinnati Bengals 9

In a much closer game: Los Angeles Rams 24, Cincinnati Bengals 3 or Los Angeles Rams 16, Cincinnati Bengals 13

If you don't recognize any of those prediction scores, well, you should. Many of them are scores from previous Super Bowls, mainly from Super Bowls that the Cincinnati Bengals, Los Angeles Rams or New England Patriots (in the first part of Tom Brady's career) and Tampa Bay Buccaneers played in.

I hope I am right about the prediction, but I hope I am not right about the final score. I am usually not a person who says or thinks that I hope I am not right about something, because I always hope to be right about everything. Why do I not want to be right? Because it would mean you would have to believe me about many things and I don’t want to have to start giving advice to people about things that I really don’t know that much about.

The Bengals haven’t been to a Super Bowl in 33 years (and they have never won a Super Bowl), the Rams were last in the Super Bowl three years ago and haven’t won a Super Bowl in 22 years. The Rams also haven’t won a Super Bowl while being called the “Los Angeles Rams” so they are due for that to happen at some point in the future (and, if not tomorrow, it may happen next season, if there is a next season).

So now, I am going to write about some of the people involved in the Super Bowl:

Joe Burrow, quarterback of the Cincinnati Bengals:

The Bengals maybe shouldn’t have won their playoff game against the Las Vegas Raiders because of that play in the first half in which a whistle was prematurely blown before the play was over (which ended up being a Bengals’ touchdown) because it was the difference in the score of the game. (Technically, the final score difference was seven points not six points.)

I think the Bengals should have lost in their playoff game against the Tennessee Titans when Burrow got sacked NINE times! How does your team actually win a “playoff” game when you get sacked NINE times? You shouldn’t, that playoff game was probably rigged/fixed and Titans quarterback Ryan Tannehill is good at throwing interceptions at the wrong part of the game!

The fact that Burrow was able to escape the pass rush of the Chiefs just didn’t seem right in the AFC Championship Game. It seemed like to me he should have got sacked in an honest NFL game. Also, the fact that the Bengals scored a 40+ yard touchdown in the second quarter after mostly being shut down in the first half says to me that the AFC Championship Game was clearly fixed. It was especially fixed when Kansas City decided to go for it on fourth down at the end of the first half when they could have took the easy three points. Also, the last offensive third down for the Chiefs in regulation should have probably been a game-winning touchdown pass to Travis Kelce but Mahomes was playing musical chairs and scrambling to avoid being sacked behind the line of scrimmage before eventually fumbling the football and Kansas City having to settle for the game-tying field goal at 24 points apiece.

I predicted the Bengals to beat the Raiders and the Titans, but not the Chiefs. It actually will feel like a crime will be committed if the Bengals actually win the Super Bowl (or at least win it by a lot of points) because the Rams are clearly the better team from my perspective.

I also am not a fan of Joe Burrow smoking cigars after big games, wearing a necklace, sunglasses, clothes that make you look hip and cool, and listening to whatever music he listens to. Joe is just trying to act cool and he will be rewarded by the evil powers of this world just for that with a Super Bowl championship or league MVP award someday. I really don’t hate Joe Burrow as a person. I am not even bothered by the fact that he wants to smoke a cigar after winning the division, a spot in the Super Bowl or a championship, because that’s what people do after attaining a major life accomplishment, although I really don’t think he should ever smoke cigars. I really am not actually bothered by the fact that he wants to wear a necklace, sunglasses or clothes that make him look hip and cool either, but, let's just say it doesn't help him in the long-term in my opinion either. I hate the fact that he is in the Super Bowl when the Bengals lost to all of these awful teams in the regular season, they lost by five and 25 points to the Cleveland Browns, 19 points to the Los Angeles Chargers, and they happened to lose four other regular season games all by 3 points, and yet they somehow “won” against the Kansas City Chiefs twice, which they should have lost against both times they played this season (since I know they weren’t honest games). The Bengals won three games by three points in the regular season. I don’t think the Kansas City Chiefs were going to win the Super Bowl anyway this season but if you only could pick between the Bengals and the Chiefs, the Chiefs probably should have at least got to the Super Bowl.

Burrow will be regarded as one of the best QB's in the NFL with a win on Sunday.

Matthew Stafford, quarterback of the Los Angeles Rams:

I expect him to take a lot of hits and be sacked a lot and essentially be persecuted in the Super Bowl (during the game as punishment) for his Christian faith, or at least I think he is a Christian, because he is friends with Los Angeles Dodgers Major League Baseball pitcher Clayton Kershaw, who is definitely a Christian. I think he will throw an interception(s) in tomorrow’s big game because he threw an NFL regular season-leading 17 interceptions (tied with Jaguars QB Trevor Lawrence). I think he will throw an interception of tomorrow’s Super Bowl in or near the end zone at some critical point of the game and one of the interception(s) in the game will be a miscommunication between him and one of his receivers (maybe Odell Beckham Jr.) will stop running his route (or Stafford will overthrow one of his receivers and it will be intercepted). I also think he will throw an interception in the fourth quarter at some point.

If you think the evil powers of this world are going to let Matthew Stafford, a Christian, win the Super Bowl (and is friends with MLB player Clayton Kershaw), over Joe Burrow, who seems to embrace being hip and cool (at least sort of), you are lying to yourself.

Zac Taylor, head coach of the Cincinnati Bengals:

Zac Taylor of the then 2006 Nebraska Cornhuskers Football team was the starting quarterback and wore jersey number 13. In the first quarter of the 2006 Big 12 Championship Game, on the “very first” play of the game by either team from scrimmage (with 14:34 at the start of the snap/play) which seems odd now with the first play being a kickoff lasting 26 seconds!? Anyway, from the Nebraska nine-yard line Taylor dropped back to pass at the Nebraska five-yard line, threw it and Nebraska wide receiver Maurice Purify (#16) caught it at the 13-yard line, seemed to shake off and avert the defender, Marcus Walker (#24), then it looked like to me (from what I now know) he “intentionally” fumbled or “dropped” the football (it is very clear he wasn’t stripped of the football) and Oklahoma’s Reggie Smith (#3) picked up the football, almost scored a touchdown and went to the ground at the Nebraska two-yard line.

Maybe the winning team is going to score 16 and the losing team 13. Or maybe the final score of the Super Bowl will be some combination of 3, 13, 16 and 24. If the Rams win the Super Bowl, it may be a final score of two or these four numbers or maybe the margin of victory will be by one of these four numbers. Thirteen would be a margin of victory appropriate for a Rams win to personally impact Zac Taylor.

Purify probably should have just ran out of bounds after shaking off the first defender. The ball bounced on the ground in such a way after Purify lost it which makes it look like the strip had something to do with why he lost it, but it is hard to tell and I need more investigation before commenting on that play further by going outside and dropping a football intentionally and unintentionally and seeing what happens. I guess you can do the same thing too.

The fact that Purify lost the football on the first play says that Big 12 Championship Game in 2006 was probably fixed or rigged. Oklahoma scored a touchdown on the next play and won the game 21-7. So what is the point of this story?

The Bengals won the AFC Championship Game at Arrowhead Stadium, the same stadium in which the 2006 Big 12 Championship Game was played in Kansas City. So perhaps Taylor got a little redemption for his awful game in the 2006 Big 12 Championship Game.

But the fact that Zac Taylor was born in Norman, Oklahoma, he went to high school there and it is where the University of Oklahoma Sooners football team is based out of suggests that there’s a very good chance tomorrow’s Super Bowl will be fixed/rigged as well (but more than likely in Taylor’s favor this time). If a weird turnover or play happens in the first quarter or within the first three drives by either team (six total), the Super Bowl is probably rigged and fixed. Maybe it will happen on the six possession of the game.

Perhaps Taylor really did want Oklahoma to win that championship game in 2006. Taylor threw three interceptions in that game and two of them were in the fourth quarter. Nebraska also had two turnovers on downs in the fourth quarter and all four Nebraska offensive possessions in the fourth quarter were in Oklahoma territory and two of those four possessions easily could have been makeable field goals instead of no points. That game in 2006 is probably the most defining loss that has actually hurt to this day by a Nebraska Cornhuskers team in any sport in the 21st Century. Perhaps if Nebraska wins that game, they don’t go to the Big Ten Conference in the future.

Also, Zac Taylor used to be an offensive coach for two seasons with the Rams in the 2017 and 2018 seasons. So Zac Taylor probably knows more about Sean McVay than McVay knows Taylor. Because McVay had to pay attention to everything while Taylor just had to pay attention to the offensive side of the ball.

This game might just be like Super Bowl XXXVII (37), which was fixed/rigged, in which Buccaneers head coach Jon Gruden knew all of the plays that the Raiders did (or at least one of the players on the Buccaneers did) because Gruden was the Raiders head coach the previous season and lost to Tom Brady in the Tuck Rule game. Why would a team who supposedly wants to win (the Raiders), run plays that the previous head coach knew all about!? You would not! So the NFL had to apologize for the Tuck Rule game that Brady and the Patriots should have lost and had to reward Jon Gruden with a Super Bowl championship.

Also, Tom Brady and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers beat Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots early on this season in the NFL. So that is also why I think Taylor will beat McVay in the Super Bowl. The guy who leaves a team for another team in many ways has an advantage over the guy who stays on the same team, because change is required by the game who leaves to go to another team.

I am skeptical that the Bengals can put up a lot of points against the Rams defense. I will be shocked if they score 31 or more points and win by 22 or 27 points against the Rams defense. The 22 and 27 point margins of victory were by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in their two Super Bowl victories. I think the Rams can win by 22 or 27 points, but not the Bengals.

Sean McVay, head coach of the Los Angeles Rams:

Sean McVay only cares about himself and I won’t be sad if the Rams lose the Super Bowl because of his insistent I-think-I’m-more-clever-and-smarter-than-everybody-else and thinking outside-the-box attitude and decision-making. McVay will have to take much of the blame if the Rams lose.

Odell Beckham Jr., wide receiver of the Los Angeles Rams:

I expect him to have a big game tomorrow and catch a lot of passes for a lot of yards. He might catch a touchdown pass in the 4th quarter like Ricky Proehl did twice in Super Bowls XXXVI (36) and XXXVIII (38) before eventually losing to Tom Brady and kicker Adam Vinatieri. I think Cincinnati Bengals kicker Evan McPherson will kick a game-winning field goal as time expires in regulation of the game (or in overtime).

I also find it interesting that Joe Burrow and Matthew Stafford wear the jersey number nine. Flip those numbers horizontally and vertically once each and you get the number six.

Perhaps the final score will be some combination of the number six. Don’t think its possible? Georgia scored 33 points and Alabama scored 18 in the National Championship Game this year.

What does three plus three equal? Six. And what does six plus six plus six equal? Eighteen.

Finally, ESPN on their matchup predictor on their website (last time I checked) thought the Rams had a 66.3 percent chance to win and the Bengals had a 33.7 percent chance to win.

The 66 clearly represents 666 as it talks about in the Bible and the Mark of the Beast, which if you take you will spend eternity in Hell, while the 33 clearly represents the 33 degrees or levels of Freemasonry (which is the worship of Lucifer, Satan and the Devil).

The number seven in 33.7 percent clearly represents God's number of perfection (or something like that). So that is maybe why I expect the Bengals to win the Super Bowl, because many Freemasons everywhere want you to think that they are Christians when they are not (and Freemasons at all levels of Freemasonry do rituals for Lucifer, Satan and the Devil and anyone below a 33rd Degree Freemason, the highest level or degree of Freemasonry may not know it).

You cannot make this stuff up.

This Super Bowl is going to be evil. Count on it. Maybe it will be the most evil Super Bowl ever.

Update: This morning at 5:02 a.m. Eastern Time (on Sunday) I saw that the latest line had the Los Angeles Rams at -4.0 and now as I am typing this about four hours before game time at 2:25 p.m. Eastern Time the Rams are now at -4.5. So if all of us think in reverse psychology, this is very good news if you are a Bengals fan because that means they are or might actually win the Super Bowl.

Final Update and Post before the Super Bowl starts:

The Rams may not win the Super Bowl because they won over the San Francisco 49ers 20-17 in the NFC Championship Game this season. The Patriots won the Super Bowl by that score in the 2001 season and the 2002 year. The very next game the Patriots played was Saturday, August 10th, 2002, and they lost that preseason game 22-19 to the New York Giants. So perhaps the Rams will lose their next game after 20-17 as well.

The Miami Dolphins traveled to the Cincinnati Bengals in the preseason this season. The Dolphins won the game but there is something that is very important to mention. On the television coverage by CBS of that game (and it was the only nationally televised CBS TV broadcast of the preseason) someone who works at CBS openly admitted that the CBS logo does indeed stand for an "eye". How was it quoted? It was quoted like this: "Keep an (picture of CBS logo) on" to really mean and replace the CBS logo with the word "eye". Perhaps the all-seeing eye? Yes. Absolutely. In other words, "Keep an eye on" the important players in the game. The Rams didn't play in that preseason game, but the Bengals did. The Super Bowl winner perhaps was decided before the entire season (including preseason) even started and that team is the Cincinnati Bengals.